do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful.
i have arrived
This voice recording is sponsored by Fazbear Entertainment.
Mike Schmidt - Primrose~
Chica the Chicken - Myself
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Edgar joined cast on the Patch #70
→”Gavin missed, I got protected by the iPad.”